greatmountainfloofsquatch:

legendary-scholar-deactivated20:

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

itistimetodisappear:

degenderates:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

(via neil-gaiman)

ex-girlfiend:

sandmandaddy69:

(via joshpeck)

7thedisasterdyke:

luisonte:

Pero buatefack

Originally posted by madeofbees

(via spongebobssquarepants)

silly-slacker-person:

guerrillatech:

There are political newspaper comics that aren’t this succinct

(via neil-gaiman)

charlesoberonn:

basic-banshee:

cooliopumpkin:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

(via naamahdarling)

markscherz:

anarchobotany:

amphibianaday:

jelly

___

day 651

@markscherz who is this raspberry and cream boy

This is Epipedobates anthonyi, a common dart frog in greenhouses, kept for biological pest control and the delight of tumblrians.

(via block-swing-perry)

racketghost:

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

(via oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin)

teaboot:

teaboot:

Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went

Somsone: “spongebob you look like a girl”

Spongebob: “am I a pretty girl?”

Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid

I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way “you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy” and I’d just be like

“Am I a pretty boy?”

There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun

ALT

I owe this bitch my life

quotemadness:

What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.

Franz Kafka

vermilionstarlight:

rootbeergoddess:

lg5:

It’s crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

This is what gets me. The writers and actors aren’t asking for much but these CEOs are digging their heels in

It’s because it sets a precedent that the CEOs are terrified to set. That they will acquiesce to worker demands if the workers are resolute enough.

Because in an ideal world for these rich fucks, the workers give up, and the CEOs win, and its reinforced in the collective public mindset that all a strike does is “disrupt the economy, deprive people of valuable products, and waste people’s time”. The goal is to maintain the assertion that Strikes Don’t Work. I don’t think they genuinely give a shit about 0.15% of their revenue. What they care about is the OPTICS.

They cannot back down, for the exact same reason that WORKERS cannot back down. Because if the workers win, it shows people just that bit more that The Poors have power and ultimately we can make the rich do what we want if we put our fucking minds to it. And that, to the rich, is bad news bears to the highest degree.

(via neil-gaiman)

pogasm:

pogasm:

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5

(via spacemancharisma)

sustancy:

(via consecuences)